halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

#OMFG  #lol 

heyhiatusblaine:

hello friends,
so since it’s been awhile i just wanted to mention i’m most likely not coming back to heyblaine

i’m blogging over here now if anyone’s interested (but there’s little to no glee on it and for now i still won’t follow back any glee blogs) and i’ll keep this blog up as an archive, but if this is goodbye then thank you for the time — i’ll refrain from getting all sentimental since it’s not like i’m disappearing from the internet but seriously, it’s been swell and i’ll miss you all

hope you’ll have fabulous lives and take care of yourselves

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but but ….you have been on my dashboard my whole tumblr life :( 

I will miss your writing….you better write some Shameless fic! xx


fairyfoolishness:

i find it unsettling that this is a gif set

#omg  #lol 

frecklesrex:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

theboywhocried-dean:

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

mylonelycastiel:

He’s been dead for 8 seasons but the hate everyone has for John Winchester is still burning strong

It burns brighter than Mary Winchester on the ceiling.

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The episode that the gif above is from hasn’t even aired. Supernatural gif game strong


destiel-is-johnlocked:

haywireinhell:

starlorde:

when you start watching a new show and immediately get attached to a character

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is it just me or does that look like black robert downey jr

have you never seen Tropic Thunder

#lol 

tyleroakley:

the gay agenda

Human Centipede: The Epic Gay Sequel 

tyleroakley:

the gay agenda

Human Centipede: The Epic Gay Sequel 

#lol 

100th episode coming up, what songs do you want to see performed?

Does Ryan Murphy just sit at home watching every interview Chris Colfer ever does? Like is just sitting there with a notepad and pen “ok so we’ll do Defying Gravity…what else?” 


chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

#lol 

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg


guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

Actually some men do use it it because they don’t give a fuck about “gendered products” 

you want to wear makeup, wear makeup I won’t care

as long as you don’t care when I don’t wear makeup

deal men?

#lol