captainthundercunt:

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

okay but THEY INCLUDED THE DOGGIE AND IT HAS LIL GREY HAIRS ON ITS FACE AHHH SO DISTINGUISHED AND MAJESTIC THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART


poppunkkid:

I just wanna cuddle, make out. watch netflix and maybe totally have rough sex

#me 

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI


everafter-theylived:

"Shows how much you know about Klingons. They have much less tolerance for the cold than Humans do."
"Really? I thought that was Cardassians."
"No, they just complain about it more."

I am so proud to see this on my dashboard *tear* this was one of my first ships…god I love them

everafter-theylived:

"Shows how much you know about Klingons. They have much less tolerance for the cold than Humans do."

"Really? I thought that was Cardassians."

"No, they just complain about it more."

I am so proud to see this on my dashboard *tear* this was one of my first ships…god I love them


rupindre:

chickenyaoi:

Hey if you click this you can see what Google knows about you, your age, and your interests, and how they pick ads for you

mine says a female, 18-24, interested in fashion and beauty, so most of my ads are from retailers who specialize in makeup and dresses - so it’s entirely accurate

okay the tags on this post are absolutely golden

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Apparently my main interest is ‘Bedroom’ and know a language other than english? yeah the language of ‘Bedroom’ awwww yeeeaa 


lackofvision:

One of the worst feelings has got to be when you’re prepared for Under Pressure and Ice Ice Baby comes on instead

#this  #lol 

fun fact: one of the Elders who served their mission in our area was from Orlando….have a guess what song I burst into whenever he showed up at our door


"Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything."
— People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)
#lol  #this 

"My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me."
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2 months ago via thefallenxiinterlude — © roadtothesacred
#inspire 

technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts

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2 months ago via the-absolute-funniest-posts — © technicolourprincess
#lol