mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO


doonarose:

Just a little bit tmi under the cut because I did open the bottle of wine. 

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

#OMFG  #lol 

geekishchic:

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

#omfg  #lol 

While my son Henry is very bright, he is also three and a half years old, so he rarely says things that really surprise me because I taught him all of the words he knows.


Stephen Colbert reading Anthony Weiner’s sext messages.

#lol  #omfg 


clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

#omfg  #lol 


niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord… Rid me of this white skin

#OMFG  #lol