→ TOP FIVE ST CLARES MEMORIES!
HOW DID I ONLY JUST SEE THIS?!
5. Sitting in history class at the side of the room and Moyle would lean over and we could see his tattoo inside his shirt
4. That time we had to dress as garbage men for the athletics carnival because wtf
3. MISS LUTTRAL. SHE HATED US SO MUCH
2. Going to sex shops after school because we thought it was fun and then we all got told off at assembly for going there in our uniforms
1. Dedicating my terrible Lily/James fanfiction to your in year 8 because you were the only one who understood
have any of you reached the point where you’ve masturbated so much that you’ve become a snob about your own orgasms
like “ugh, i’ve had better”
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
I wanna watch a movie but I also wanna finish this book but I also wanna go to bed but I also wanna eat something but I also wanna finish that tv series but I also wanna drink something but I also wanna do something with my life
do you see my dilemma
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
"#omg #lol #I make me laugh"
asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
*stubs toe on table* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?