thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

#me  #lol 

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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#me  #lol 

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan


#me 

cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high schoolKissed someone. Collected something really silly. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaineRode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.  Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado.Been to a funeral. Accidentally burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to EuropeLoved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi.  Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

#me 

princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

#me  #lol 

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond


#lol  #me 

poppunkkid:

I just wanna cuddle, make out. watch netflix and maybe totally have rough sex

#me